brucespringsteendotcom:

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

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hungry-skeleton:

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

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grox:

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beepathan:

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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fembutchboygirl:

Hi guys i’m so glad no one’s doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

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intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva:

shut da hell up fuck you little boy

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annasellheim:

vintage-soleil:

The perfect Martini by Guy Buffet, 2000

BRO

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ghostresidues:

‘guessing your zodiac sign but it’s purely based on my own personal prejudice’ uquiz >:)

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goopy-amethyst:

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